Thank You

This is the last post of The Chronicles of von Klapp.
For all of those who took the time to read our ramblings for the past year, we thank you.

Scary Face

Vivica A. Fox's face may be mostly covered by her stunner shades, however we are still scared. Very, very scared. What? Is? That? On? Her? Head?

Chihuahua Remains Box Office Gold

Disney's Beverly Hills Chihuahua took the top spot at the box office this weekend, for the second straight week. Chihuahua earned $17.5 million, coming in ahead of Quarantine at $14.2 million. Third place went to Body of Lies, the Russell Crowe/Leonardo DiCaprio feature, which only brought in $13.1 million. Fourth place belonged to Eagle Eye, and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist came in fifth.

McCain Returns to Letterman

After weeks of one sided on-air feud, John McCain will appear on CBS's Late Show starring David Letterman. McCain was scheduled to appear on September 24th, when he suddenly suspended his campaign to return to Washington and work on the economic crisis. He bowed out of the Late Show appearance, but instead of returning immediately to Washington, he was interviewed by Katie Couric. Letterman saw it as a snub, and began to poke fun of McCain. However, all is now fine between the two, as McCain will appear on the show Thursday.

More Joe Zaso News

Joe Zaso will begin shooting his new production, Braincell in Liverpool this January with Barricade star Raine Brown and UK actress Eileen Daly. It will be written and directed by Alex Birrell (Darkness Surrounds Roberta's director of photography). It tells the tale of bizarre experiments conducted at a creepy university in Liverpool. Zaso will play an off-kilter doctor along with Raine Brown who will play his estranged niece.

In February, Zaso and Daly will both appear in a new horror film to be shot in Maine. Beauty is Only Skin Deep from writer Christopher Osgood and produced by North Bay Productions. Imagine Sunset Boulevard and Whatever Happened to Baby Jane by way of David Cronenberg.

We can't wait!

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Hey Sarah Palin

Hilarious.

The Most Important Thing You Will Do This Year...

The Presidential Election is 25 days away. This may very well be the most important election of our lifetime. Please, please, please vote. If you have not registered to vote, please click here and do so today.

Nick Nolte Escape Burning Home

Actor Nick Nolte escaped a fire that damaged his house in Malibu yesterday. Notle, 67, suffered minor injuries but was not hospitalized. Reports estimate the damage to the house at $1.5 million due to the electrical fire, which was believed to have started in the living room.

Scary Face: Male Edition

You may ask yourself, "What's so scary about this relatively good looking man?"

The scary fact is that he is Kenny Rogers. Yes. Kenny Rogers. The same Kenny Rogers who always looked like this. But now he looks like that. Why? Hmmmm.

Weekend Box Office Goes to the Dogs

Beverly Hills Chihuahua topped the weekend box office, coming in with an estimated $29 million in ticket sales. The second place film was Eagle Eye, down from the top spot last week. Third place belonged to Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist. Nights in Rodanthe came in fourth place. Rounding out the top five was Appaloosa.

Dancing with the Stars Loses Misty May-Treanor

Misty May-Treanor, who quickly became a favorite on ABC's Dancing with the Stars, will exit the competition due to an injury, according to reps for the show. May-Treanor, an Olympic gold medalist, will require surgery and therefore will be unable to continue with the hit show.

OJ SIMPSON GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS

OJ Simpson has been found guilty on all twelve counts of armed robbery and kidnapping in a sports memorabilia robbery in a Las Vegas hotel in September 2007.

The verdict came on the 13th anniversary of the date Simpson was acquitted of murdering his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck to Stay on The View

Rumors have been circulating that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is leaving The View and jumping to Fox News Channel as an anchor.

A representative for Hasselbeck denies the rumor, telling Access Hollywood, "While Elisabeth has a great relationship with Fox News, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that she is leaving The View."

Hasselbeck is noted for her conservative viewpoint on the show, and often butts heads with her co-hosts.

Rosie O'Donnell Returns to TV

Rosie O'Donnell is coming back to television as the host of NBC's Rosie's Variety Show. The show will air on November 26th - the night before Thanksgiving - and if ratings are good the show will be added to NBC's regular primetime line up.

O'Donnell hosted her own daytime show from 1996-2001, and was a co-host of The View from 2006-07. It was at The View where Rosie turned from TV's "Queen of Nice" to a more controversial figure, first with her public battle with Donald Trump and with an on-air meltdown between her and View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Take a stroll down memory lane and check out the battle between Rosie and Elisabeth: