Ummm.... ???

If anyone can explain this in twenty words or less, please feel free to do so. 

McCain Returns to Letterman

After weeks of one sided on-air feud, John McCain will appear on CBS's Late Show starring David Letterman. McCain was scheduled to appear on September 24th, when he suddenly suspended his campaign to return to Washington and work on the economic crisis. He bowed out of the Late Show appearance, but instead of returning immediately to Washington, he was interviewed by Katie Couric. Letterman saw it as a snub, and began to poke fun of McCain. However, all is now fine between the two, as McCain will appear on the show Thursday.

STRIKE!

How could they? The TV and movie writers have gone on strike! Starting today "The Tonight Show", "Late Show with David Letterman" and almost all of the other late night talk shows are going into repeats. Next, the soaps will run out of scripts.

My solution? It's simple: "Living with Cymbalta von Klapp - The Series!" I've always toyed with the idea of having my own reality TV show and this would be the perfect time to expose my supple self to the American viewing public.