American Idol: Meet Temptress Brown

Meet Temptress Brown. Yes, thats Temptress, not Tempest. She's 16 and a linebacker for a high school football team. She wants to be the next American Idol so she can help her sick (read: morbidly obese) mother. When they ask her what song she's going to sing, Temptress replies "I'm Not Goin Nowhere by Jennifer Hudson" (read: "And I Am Telling You"). She didn't make it to Hollywood, but I have a feeling Temptress and her family will make an appearance on the season finale of American Idol.