Scary Face: The Legendary Joan Van Ark

Everyone has been asking "When is Scary Face coming back?" We're pleased to announce that the regular feature is back. Every Tuesday, watch for a new Scary Face. We could not bring it back without honoring the legendary Scary Face herself, Miss Joan Van Ark.

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Vivica A. Fox's face may be mostly covered by her stunner shades, however we are still scared. Very, very scared. What? Is? That? On? Her? Head?

Scary Face: Male Edition

You may ask yourself, "What's so scary about this relatively good looking man?"

The scary fact is that he is Kenny Rogers. Yes. Kenny Rogers. The same Kenny Rogers who always looked like this. But now he looks like that. Why? Hmmmm.

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Joan Rivers: Comedienne, ex-talk show host/red carpet commentator, former AOL user, and fan of Jocelyn Wildenstein.

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Former Dallas star Victoria Principal looks oddly stretched as of late. Note the smoothness of the face, yet the crinkly neck. Hmmmm....

And the Scary of the Year (Male Edition) Is...

Mickey Rourke!

Scary Face of the Year - Male Edition

Now that we've crowned the female Scary Face of the Year, it's time to chose the Male Edition for Scary Face of the Year. The "nominees" photos are below, and the poll on the upper left column. Vote today! The poll will be up for one week and the winner will be announced on June 9.

And the Scary Face of the Year (Female Edition) Is...

Joan Van Ark!

The Top Five
Joan Van Ark - 21%
LaToya Jackson (tie) - 18%
Ingrid Marie Rivera (tie) - 18%
Jackie Stallone - 17%
Donatella Versace - 14%

The rest of the pack could only muster up 1% of your votes. And we have to give a special shout out to Kathie Lee Gifford and Amanda Overmyer - neither of whom received a single vote!

Scary Face of the Year - Female Edition

Each Tuesday, we examine a Scary Face. You know, those once beautiful faces that have been been hell and high Botox; through good and bad scalpels; and have been pulled and tightened until they've become unrecognizable. This week, please take a look at the Scary Faces from the past few months and pick your choice for Best Scary Face - Female Edition. Next week, we'll have the Scary Face - Male Edition Awards. The "nominees" photos are below, and the poll on the upper left column. Vote today!

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Welcome back to daytime TV, Kathie Lee Gifford. We've missed you. But why do you look so... different? Something just isn't the same about your eyes. And your mouth. And your skin. Hmmmm. Check out Kathie Lee on the 4th hour of The Today Show and see what you think.

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Remember Loni Anderson? The former Mrs. Burt Reynolds and co-star of WKRP in Cincinnati is now 62 years old and fighting every year. It looks she may have been pulled back a few inches too far and her lips could be Botoxed a bit much. What do you think?

Scary Face 2: The Return of Mickey Rourke

It wasn't all that long ago that we featured Mickey Rourke as a Scary Face. But when we saw this picture of him, we knew he deserved another round. What do you think?

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Out of the tombs of the ancient Egyptian pharaohs comes... Mary Tyler Moore? No, she's not a mummy... she just looks like one. This is what happens when you are 71 years old and you try to pass for 40.

Scary Face 2: The Return of Ingrid Marie Rivera

Now that Miss USA has been crowned it's time we start focusing our attention to the next big pageant: Miss Universe. Miss Universe will be crowned in Vietnam on July 14. Competing in the pageant will be our very own Scary Face - Miss Puerto Rico, Ingrid Marie Rivera. What a face, indeed. Click the image for a larger view of Ingrid Marie.

Scary Face: Male Edition

Sylvester Stallone. There are no words. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Scary Face: Male Edition

What has Ray Liotta done to his face? What used to be boyish good looks have turned into a Botox bloating. Our favorite Goodfella needs to ease up!

Scary Face 2: The Return of Priscilla Presley

Poor Priscilla. She's become the new Joan Van Ark. She's popping up all over TV with her Scary Face and let me tell you: it's not a pretty sight.

If anyone has seen her on Dancing with the Stars, they may have noticed what appears to be M-shaped lips, plaster skin, and a nose made of marble.

Scary, scary, scary!

Scary Face: American Idol Edition

We usually save Scary Face for Tuesday, but it's a slow celebrity news week, and an even slower celebrity news weekend.

Amanda Overmyer might not be the victim of plastic surgery gone wrong, but nevertheless, she's got the Scary Face. And Scary Hair. And Scary Voice. The most recent to go home on American Idol has a special place in our nightmares.

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Lindsay Lohan has said she will not appear on her mom Dina Lohan's new E! reality show, Living Lohan.

Is it because:

A. She's too busy making hit films.
B. It conflicts with her driving lessons.
C. Dina's face is too scary.

Special thanks to Bachariel for this week's Scary Face submission!

Scary Face: Male Edition

Can you think of nine and a half reasons Mickey Rourke would think a new nose, chin implants, and cheek implants would be a good idea?

I can't.