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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Scary Face 2: The Return of Priscilla Presley


Poor Priscilla. She's become the new Joan Van Ark. She's popping up all over TV with her Scary Face and let me tell you: it's not a pretty sight.

If anyone has seen her on Dancing with the Stars, they may have noticed what appears to be M-shaped lips, plaster skin, and a nose made of marble.

Scary, scary, scary!

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

A sampling of comments from the British:

She looks like she jumped into Elvis’ coffin and drained his blood out.

I don’t know what she’s done to herself but now she has the jaw of a bouncer.

Wow, nice to see that Priscilla’s been added to Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum. It was long overdue.

I never, EVER thought I’d be prettier than Priscilla Presley, but hot damn if I ain’t.

She looks like the Joker from Batman.

I’ve got to ask again, what hack does her hair.

In the last picture it looks like she is trying to smile, but then decides it would be too painful.

Hahahaaahaha she does look like a female LeStat.

She looks like the Queen of the Damned.