Scary Face 2: The Return of Priscilla Presley

Poor Priscilla. She's become the new Joan Van Ark. She's popping up all over TV with her Scary Face and let me tell you: it's not a pretty sight.

If anyone has seen her on Dancing with the Stars, they may have noticed what appears to be M-shaped lips, plaster skin, and a nose made of marble.

Scary, scary, scary!

Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother

In case you missed her...

Happy Easter

Scary Face: American Idol Edition

We usually save Scary Face for Tuesday, but it's a slow celebrity news week, and an even slower celebrity news weekend.

Amanda Overmyer might not be the victim of plastic surgery gone wrong, but nevertheless, she's got the Scary Face. And Scary Hair. And Scary Voice. The most recent to go home on American Idol has a special place in our nightmares.

CBS Cancels Jericho... Again

Jericho has been canceled by CBS for the second time in less than a year. When the show was first canceled last May, loyal fans of the series bombarded CBS with campaigns to keep the show alive - even sending 40,000 pounds of peanuts (in reference to a line from the show). The network reversed the decision and brought the show back only to see dismal ratings.

American Idol Sends Home Amanda Overmyer

Amanda is gone. She of the two-toned hair and raspy voice was voted off American Idol last night. Now the big question is: How long will Kristy Lee Cook hang on?

More Details on The CW's 90210 Spin-Off

The CW has revealed more information about it's possible spin-off of FOX's Beverly Hills, 90210. The new show will center around the Mills family, and like the original series, the family moves from the Midwest to Beverly Hills. Like the Walsh family from the 90's series, the Mills will feature a brother and sister in high school. Here is a brief run-down of the characters:

Harry Mills grew up in Beverly Hills and moved to the Midwest to raise his family. Now he returns with his wife Celia, a former Olympian; daughter Annie, and son Dixon.

Also in the cast are brother and sister Max and Daphne Silver and Persian schoolmate Navid Shirazi.

The CW will decide in May if the show will get picked up in the fall.

Scary Face

Lindsay Lohan has said she will not appear on her mom Dina Lohan's new E! reality show, Living Lohan.

Is it because:

A. She's too busy making hit films.
B. It conflicts with her driving lessons.
C. Dina's face is too scary.

Special thanks to Bachariel for this week's Scary Face submission!

Congrats Halle!

Halle Berry gave birth to a healthy baby girl on Sunday. This is the 41 year old's first child.

Dennis Quaid on 60 Minutes

60 Minutes will air an exclusive interview with Dennis Quaid tonight. Quaid discusses the aftermath of the accidental hospital overdose of his newborn twins last November. The twins were given a large dosage of the blood-thinning drug heparin. 60 Minutes airs at 7pm Eastern on CBS.

Hospital to Fire Staff Who Snooped in Britney Spears' Medical Records

The Associated Press is reporting that the UCLA Medical Center will fire employees who accessed Britney Spears' confidential medical records without authorization. The LA Times went further as to say that more than thirteen employees would be fired and twelve more would be disciplined for unauthorized access of the pop star's computerized files. The LA Times reports that none of those who are being fired are doctors, but several doctors will be disciplined.

The CW Eyes 90210

The CW is looking to the past for next season. A spin-off the 90's prime time soap Beverly Hills 90210 is currently in development with the network. Darren Starr, the creator of both the original series and it's first spin-off Melrose Place, is not involved. Rob Thomas, the creator of the cult hit Veronica Mars, is in talks to join the project.

American Idol Says Goodbye to David Hernandez

The first of the Top 12 was voted off last night on American Idol, and that contestant was David Hernandez. Hernandez sang "I Saw Her Standing There" on Tuesday night's show, and apparently viewers didn't respond well. The bottom three was made up of Hernandez, Syesha Mercado, and Kristy Lee Cook.

Hernandez made headlines last week when it was revealed that he worked as a nude dancer in the gay strip club that is unfortunately named Dick's Cabaret.

What to Wear to a Scandal

If you felt there was something familiar about soon-to-be Ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer's press conference on Monday, you might recall New Jersey's ex-Governor James McGreevey's 2004 press conference where he announced he had been unfaithful to his wife with a man and would be resigning as governor. Both men wore similar suits and ties. Silda Spitzer was wearing a jacket and pearls similar to what Dina Matos McGreevey wore during her husband's press conference.

Mariah Carey to Sub for Janet Jackson on SNL

If you're disappointed that Janet Jackson won't be on Saturday Night Live this weekend, fret not. NBC scored a coup by nabbing Mariah Carey to fill in for Jackson as the show's musical guest. Janet had to back out due to a bout with the flu.

Mary Ann Meets Mary Jane

Say it isn't so! Dawn Well, who played the beloved Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island, was found driving with marijuana in her vehicle. The 69 year old actress was sentenced February 29 to five days in jail, received a $410.50 fine (why didn't they round it up to $420?), and placed on six month probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving. Misdemeanor counts of possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and driving under the influence were dropped.

Wells' attorney said that a friend admitted that he'd left a small amount of marijuana in Wells' car and that the actress was unaware of it.

Janet Backs Out of SNL

A flu-struck Janet Jackson has backed out of this weekend's Saturday Night Live performance, according to her representatives. Jackson was reportedly treated at Cedars-Sinai's emergency room in LA. NBC hasn't announced a replacement musical guest for SNL. Janet last appeared on the show in 2004, when she was both host and musical guest.

Britney Spears to Guest Star on CBS Sitcom

Britney Spears, have you met Ted? Well fear not. Britney Spears will guest star on an upcoming episode of CBS's comedy series, How I Met Your Mother. In the episode airing Monday March 24, Britney will play a receptionist for Ted's dermatologist, and hilarity ensues. Ted, the show's lead character, is played by Josh Radnor.

Scary Face: Male Edition

Can you think of nine and a half reasons Mickey Rourke would think a new nose, chin implants, and cheek implants would be a good idea?

I can't.

Is Star Jones Reynolds' Marriage Over?

Is it over for Star and Al? The National Enquirer is reporting that Star Jones Reynolds and her husband Al are parting ways after three years of marriage. The couple's last public appearance was over a month ago.

Also, Star's TruTV series was recently canceled after a run of just a few months. We wish her the best.

10,000 BC Takes in $35.7 Million

The Prehistoric movie 10,000 BC made $35.7 million this weekend despite poor reviews. The adventure film topped second place College Road Trip, which grossed $14 million.

Britney Spears' New Stalker Threat?

Just when you thought things were calming down for Britney Spears, reports are circulating that Britney has been receiving strange notes and packages. E! News is reporting that one letter even mentioned a bomb. Spears' security staff plans on giving it all to the police and FBI.

American Idol's Top 12 Revealed

American Idol is finally at the stage where it becomes a real competition: The Top 12. After cutting loose the dead weight, the Top 12 was revealed last night. Here they are, in order of who I think will be voted off first.

12. Kristy Lee Cook, 24, Selma, OR

11. Chikezie Eze, 22, Inglewood, CA

10. David Cook, 25, Blue Springs, MO

9. Amanda Overmyer, 23, Mulberry, IN

8. David Hernandez, 24, Glendale, AZ

7. Ramiele Malubay, 20, Miramar, FL

6. Syesha Mercado, 21, Sarasota, FL

5. Michael Johns, 29, Los Angeles, CA

4. Brooke White, 24, Mesa, AZ

3. Carly Smithson, 24, San Diego, CA

2. Jason Castro, 20, Rockwall, TX

1. David Archuleta, 17, Murray, UT

Paula Abdul: Erratic Much?

Was it me or was Paula Abdul tipsy last night on American Idol? Let me count the ways: slurred speech, wandering sentences and a ridiculous grin. What do you think? On a scale of one to Britney Spears (one, of course, being the most sober), how trashed was Paula Abdul last night?

Separated at Birth

There's something about American Idol's resident lap dancer David Hernandez. There's something about his nose and mouth that reminds me of... comedian David Brenner! But seriously, everyone needs to give Nudie Boy some props. He held his head up high and was easily the best vocalist last night - even with the most unfortunate Idol pre-performance question and answer segment: "What was your most embarrassing moment?" I would have voted for him 1,000 times if his reply had started off with "This one time at the strip club..."

The Show Will Go On For American Idol's David Hernandez

American Idol contestant David Hernandez will continue to be a part of the show after it was revealed that he worked as a male dancer at a gay strip club.

According to the management of Dick's Cabaret in Phoenix, Hernandez worked at the establishment for three years, performing lap dances for male patrons while fully naked.

He will perform tonight at 8:00 pm on FOX.

Developing: American Idol's David Hernandez Performed Fully Nude at Gay Strip Club for Male Audience

Developing: American Idol's David Hernandez's Stripper Past

Scary Face

Meet Ingrid Marie Rivera. She's the reigning Miss Puerto Rico, and will compete in the Miss Universe Pageant. You may have heard of the strange incident in which Miss Rivera alleged that someone doused her pageant gown with pepper spray, causing her to break out in hives. Some say she did it herself, others say she's the victim of a plot. Either way, she's got a case of the Scary Face. Special thanks to Bachariel for this week's Scary Face submission!

Hillary Clinton Does Saturday Night Live

Hillary Clinton made a surprise guest appearance on NBC's Saturday Night Live over the weekend. See the clip below:

Update on American Idol's Temptress Brown

Remember Temptress Brown from the Philadelphia auditions on American Idol? Update: Entertainment Tonight and former Idol contestant Kimberley Locke help Temptress with the assistance of Jenny Craig. Here are some clips from Entertainment Tonight via YouTube:

NBC Prepares to Battle ABC... over "Scrubs"?

For those not following the drama surrounding the comedy series Scrubs, here's a rundown:

Disney owned ABC Studios produces Scrubs for NBC. Not too many people watch.

NBC bounces Scrubs around their their schedule. Not too many watch.

NBC often waits until the last minute to renew Scrubs. Not too many people watch.

ABC get interested in airing the next season of Scrubs. Not too many people will watch.

Suddenly, NBC is looking into keeping the series for themselves. Will anyone watch?