Separated at Birth

There's something about American Idol's resident lap dancer David Hernandez. There's something about his nose and mouth that reminds me of... comedian David Brenner! But seriously, everyone needs to give Nudie Boy some props. He held his head up high and was easily the best vocalist last night - even with the most unfortunate Idol pre-performance question and answer segment: "What was your most embarrassing moment?" I would have voted for him 1,000 times if his reply had started off with "This one time at the strip club..."