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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Scary Face




















Meet Jackie Stallone. The 86 year old mother of Sylvester Stallone scares the hell out of me. Is it because she's an astrologer who specializes in "rumpology" (the psychic reading of buttocks) or because of her former involvement with GLOW (Gorgeous Ladies of Wresting)? Sly's family reunions must be extra fun with Jackie around.

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